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1. sony robot dog
A MOMENT DELETED from Stanley’s
life. Just a brief one. He might have used it to read a sign,
admire a color, or exclaim in anger. No great loss.
He was walking to work, crossing a
street: looked carelessly right instead of left, stepped
forward. He saw his own foot below him. His foot marked the
start of the deleted scene of Stanley Rollick.
Clap.
Then just as suddenly the glitch corrected
and he was on all fours, palms bloody by the sharp sidewalk
concrete. It took no time at all to deduce, from the squeal of
the car tires and from the pain, what had happened. His
suspicions confirmed as a nearby adolescent looked on
admiringly and said “Wicked!” by instinct, and
doubly confirmed by the ministrations, apologies, and
admonishments of the big, American car’s driver. Still,
the fact that he couldn’t fathom how he must have flown
to end up exactly there made him worry: he had missed something
important. What if he were routinely missing moments—bits
and pieces of time—and only the side-effects had brought
this one fugue to his attention?
But he went on his way, brushing off
the anxiety, like the grit in his palms, with the hypothesis
that catastrophes often feel that way. He kept walking, barely
registering the thing, because he was expected at work, where
he went after sleep.
He got there soon enough, pushed his
way in the door, still shaking a little, and didn’t speak
to the guy coming off the last shift: just waited for him to
stand up and took the chair. He sat in the chair, now
comfortably and appropriately at work, waited for the car
vibrations to subside, and thought about what had happened.
Stanley Rollick, 21, fantasizer, theorizer,
and nervous walker, right wall follower, nonparticipant,
progenitor of countless uncomfortable pauses, eavesdropper and
eyeroller, amateur, klutz, and above all a neglector of vital
immediacies, found nothing novel in the event itself, only in
his fuzzy reaction. Being pushed around was his M.O.
He worked at a storage company, which
suited him because he could be paid to sit and read. He looked
in on half a million cubic feet of people’s things
partitioned into numbered crates that stood, resoundingly
silent, under the buzzing fluorescent warehouse lights. Every
so often a truck came to deliver a new, anonymous crate or take
an old one away. Aside from that it was only Stanley and the
oppressive mass of all the neglected things. The mass of a
rectangular solid—for example one of the regimented
storage crates that this company provided—is its length
times its width times its height times its density, and all
those multiplications add and add and add so that the mass is
oppressive indeed. He tried not to think about it, instead
thinking about being paid to sit and read.
By now his routine consisted almost
entirely of being paid to sit, read, or doze at work; not being
paid to do those same things at home; and, in between, taking
exploratory walks in expectation of—or intending to put
himself in the way of—unspecified events that
subsequently failed to transpire. He felt he was missing those
more than anything: events. And if accidents with cars
weren’t what you woke up hoping for, they were something
at least.
Maybe that car knocked his brain
around a little. When the morning hours drifted by, slowly
bending the light in the grim little lobby toward darkness,
Stanley eventually relaxed into the chair and began to doze,
every so often pulled back to the orange desk and the greenish
light by some sound or other. He had strange
dreams—unpleasant dreams—that mostly slipped from
his consciousness with the same fragility as his flight above
the car, but one episode refused so to dissipate:
The dream was about work. Many of his
dreams while at work were about work, which raised troubling
questions about the efficacy of sleep as a means of escape in
that setting. Stanley—or somebody, the eye—was
exploring the warehouse, up and down the rows upon rows of
crates. He was trying to localize something that irritated him:
an insistent, powerful, low-frequency hum. He traversed the
aisles again and again, searching for a pattern as the strength
of the sound rose and fell in response to his movements. He
couldn’t find it; it was impossibly difficult; he wanted
to cry in frustration at his incompetence to perform the simple
task. He had no choice; he had to continue until he found it,
that sound. The sound was dangerous, and it was hiding. He
walked and walked, and always it slipped around behind him.
Finally, after a dream-eternity, he stumbled as if by accident
upon the crate that seemed to broadcast the hum. Though the
crates were of standard proportions, this one was bigger:
weirdly foreshortened, its corners sweeping outward with
angular, cubist menace. It contained Something. Even if
he’d been capable of unlocking the crate he was afraid
to, but by inaction he felt lax in his duty as an employee. He
stood, paralyzed by this dilemma, flooding with panic. Just
before he shook awake he caught sight of the lot number: 1588.
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